

And even then, I feel like he’d figure out a way to do something fucked-up. The only way I can imagine him not violating his probation is if he’s frozen in carbonite, Han Solo-style. This dude is at the center of a major incident every few months, without fail. TMZ reports that Scantlin copped a plea on that case he’ll be on probation for three years, and he “has to pay more than $40k in fees and restitution.” That might seem like a relatively light punishment, but i) $40,000 is no small amount of money (remember, he lost the house in a foreclosure), and ii) there is almost no chance whatsoever that Scantlin will be able to keep his shit together for the probation period. Congrats, Wes!įirst, on Monday, Wessy-Poo had to deal with vandalizing his former home, which he once accused a concertgoer of having stolen from him (he actually lost it in a foreclosure). That’s a feat even the most notorious rock n’ roll outlaws haven’t achieved. The Puddle of Mudd frontman, who is roughly about as reliable as a ’66 Chevy held together with construction tape, got bitch-slapped in two separate court cases this week… a mere seventy-two hours apart. At long last, Wes Scantlin has made music history.
